Thursday, October 9, 2008

ALL iCan B: A ONE.org Man Army in The War on Poverty

Dear John-n-Barack:

Please help us establish a Twelve-Step plan to overcome global poverty.

Here are three possible steps to take:

A: (The DoW) Establish a cabinet-level Department of Wealth that will actively work to find effective, efficient, and expedient ways to eliminate poverty in America and around the world.

B: (The JC-GWC Institute) Establish a Jimmy Carter -n- George Washington Carver Institute of Enrichment that will utilize the famine-fighting capabilities of the nutritionally enriched nutbutter-based nutella-esque food known as Plumpynut, improved and diversified in function with the research capabilities of the CDC in Atlanta, grown with the food agricultural cultivation knowledge of The CarterLibrary(.org) in Americus (Georgia), and distributed with the transportation capabilities of The Port of New Orleans, with these units all working in concert as a worldwide distribution network for Plumpynut famine fighting and poverty-related suffering alleviation.

C: (From PlumpyNut to JumpyNut) Utilize training personnel from the JC-GWC Institute of Enrichment to establish a distributed network of production-n-distribution facility nodes worldwide, focused primarily in poverty-stricken and famine-laden countries, in order to reduce transportation costs and localize production and distribution capabilities, thus fighting in parallel the three-headed dog of poverty, famine, and climatastrophy.


CC: ONE.org

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